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| Фанат_сатурна | Дата: Суббота, 2007-09-01, 4:17 PM | Сообщение # 76 |
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| Quote (Nazgool) Добавлено (2007-07-13, 10:21 Pm)
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- Папа, а почему у меня день рождения никогда не выпадает на пятницу
тринадцатого?
- Да потому что ты родился 24 апреля, идиот! Аааааааааааа,я родился 24 апреля....
Обоятельнейший гад
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| Демиург | Дата: Понедельник, 2007-09-17, 1:08 PM | Сообщение # 77 |
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| <Lavos> Шеф мой ушел на охоту с другом.
<Lavos> Приходят вместе к другу домой после охоты.
<Lavos> Папа дочке лет 8-9 протягивает две конфетки "Белочка" и говорит:
<Lavos> - Вот тебе, Настенька, белочка из леса конфетки с орешками передала.
<Lavos> Тут шеф, немного под шафэ, кладет руку в рюкзак и за хвост вытаскивает
<Lavos> тушку.
<Lavos> - А вот и сама белочка!
<fataL_ErRoR_aka_Alukard> жестоко Взято с Баша )
Турист, дембель, студент.
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| Nazgool | Дата: Четверг, 2007-09-20, 5:59 PM | Сообщение # 78 |
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| Quote (Фанат_сатурна) Аааааааааааа,я родился 24 апреля....
По улице идет старик за ним мальчик !
Старик чихает
М : Будте здоровы !
С : спасибо сынок только я не болею я табачок нюхаю !
М : Да ты дед хоть хуй свой нюхай нас в школе вежливости учат !
Ни один смертный муж мне не страшен !
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| Оптимус | Дата: Четверг, 2007-09-20, 6:55 PM | Сообщение # 79 |
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| Демиург | Дата: Воскресенье, 2007-09-23, 1:24 PM | Сообщение # 80 |
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| Копать от меня и до следующего столба !!!
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| levfelikeinadew | Дата: Вторник, 2010-01-26, 9:46 AM | Сообщение # 81 |
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| Всем привет!
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| Subsohera | Дата: Понедельник, 2010-03-15, 6:36 PM | Сообщение # 82 |
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| Ребята sorry если оффтоп просто недавно случаянно наткнулся
на , прогу Vkracker ( для взлома пользователей Vkontakte.)
Самая честная программа для взлома !. 100% все друзья говорят что реально ломает.
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| PymnpypeOrare | Дата: Воскресенье, 2011-12-25, 7:27 PM | Сообщение # 83 |
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Хроники бизнеса помогут начать свое дело.
hroniki.biz
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| vakMabeImmada | Дата: Воскресенье, 2012-01-29, 9:51 PM | Сообщение # 84 |
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| psydayEldeshy | Дата: Суббота, 2012-06-09, 3:51 AM | Сообщение # 85 |
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| Cirmepisp | Дата: Понедельник, 2012-07-23, 4:48 AM | Сообщение # 87 |
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| annuackap | Дата: Пятница, 2012-09-14, 8:03 AM | Сообщение # 89 |
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